please, take a pew

Food, swearing, alcohol and ciggys are strictly prohibited in the mind of emma smith.

Location: LONDON, err..., United Arab Emirates

not what you'd expect off a girl with no canines, magical powers and a furry cat.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

first post

Right well this is my first blog (hence the title) so quite obviously it's going to go rather poorly. First things always do anyway. Like when your meeting someone for the first time, or your first day at work, it's almost as if the firstness (?) of it all is too much for your internal organs (?) and everything just goes KA BLAM!
But probably not as loud. And not as dramatic either. But my point is dear people that this blog may not be as good as you expected it to be but maybe all my other blogs will be.
There. Point made.